Dave Chappelle Quotes
"My father told me, 'Name your price in the beginning.'""The age of spin is the age I'm livin' in.""I don't let no one tell me how I should be.""Chivalry is dead... and women killed it.""Modern problems require modern solutions.""Sometimes the funniest thing to say is mean.""Sometimes you got to race the machines, otherwise the machines will start racing you.""The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.""It's a tough time to be a truth teller.""The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.""I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.""The higher up I go, the more mistakes I make.""The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.""Sometimes you have to be a lion so you can be the lamb you really are.""I'm just going to be a good person. I'm going to try to be the best person I can be. My two-year-old son is the best person I know.""You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.""I don't normally take pictures with other people, because I have to be in the picture too. It's like, if I could take a picture of myself by myself, I'd be like, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.""The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.""Fame for me is like a place, a country I'm taking a tour through.""You don't know what the future holds. You might be on a path today, but the path might change tomorrow."
