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"Just because you break the fourth wall doesn't make you any smarter than me.""Oh, hello, I know right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie?""From the studio that inexplicably sewed his f***ing mouth shut the first time, comes... me!""Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like... sixteen walls.""I’m just a bad guy who gets paid to f*** up worse guys.""My common sense is tingling.""I may be super, but I am no hero.""Here's to us, the lucky ones.""Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about.""Four or five moments - that's all it takes to be a hero""Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness""I'm not a hero. I'm a high-functioning tool bag with a heart of gold""I'll do this all day. Or at least until someone's like, 'Okay, there's other things we've got to do.'""There's 206 bones in the human body, 207 when I'm watching gossip girl.""Maximum effort"
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