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Larry David Quotes

"It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction.""You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.""Anyone who is elected mayor of a city has a few screws loose.""I'm trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.""I'm not trying to represent another person. I'm OK with people recognizing my work as writer and creator. I'm better off suited by being myself.""An employee is told that the customer is always right and, in fact, the customer is usually a moron and an asshole.""I don't like talking to people I know, but strangers I have no problem with""I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors—the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things; neighbors want your time""When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom""Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man—there's your diamond in the rough""Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy""A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied""A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone."