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Milton Berle Quotes

"You don't need to travel to far-off places to manage stress""A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong""Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases""A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper""I live to laugh, and I laugh to live""The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired""You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think""A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours""If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door""Laughter is an instant vacation"