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Milton Berle Quotes
"Laughter is an instant vacation"
"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door"
"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours"
"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think"
"The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired"
"I live to laugh, and I laugh to live"
"A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper"
"Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases"
