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Stephen Colbert Quotes
"In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant"
"You can't laugh and be afraid at the same time"
"There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people"
"I don't see myself as a normal person, frankly"
"There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting"
"I think, therefore I am a liberal"
"I don't have to tell you that reality is out there"
"Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything."
"I don't trust books. They're all fact, no heart."
"You can’t laugh and be afraid at the same time."
"If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it."
"Reality has a well-known liberal bias."
"The more you know, the sadder you get."
"Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it."
"I am America, and so can you."
