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Ted Lasso Quotes

"As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.""There's two buttons I never like to hit: that's panic and snooze.""You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. You know why? It's got a 10-second memory.""If God would have wanted games to end in a tie, she wouldn't have invented numbers.""You know why birds fly upside down over here? Because there ain't nothing worth crapping on.""I feel like we fell out of the lucky tree, hit every branch on the way down, and ended up in a pool full of cash and Sour Patch Kids.""You know what’s the happiest animal on Earth? It’s a goldfish. You know why? It’s got a ten-second memory.""You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don’t wan't to hear it.""Doing the right thing is never the wrong thing.""I believe in hope. I believe in Believe.""Takin' on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse.""Be curious, not judgmental.""It's kind of like back in the '80s when 'bad' meant 'good.'""This woman is strong, confident, and powerful. Boss, I tell you, I'd hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, but I wouldn't be able take my eyes off of it, either.""Our goal is to go out like Willie Nelson — on a high!""I've never been embarrassed about having streaks in my drawers. You know, it's all part of growing up.""I always thought tea was going to taste like hot brown water. And do you know what? I was right.""I believe in Communism. Rom-communism, that is. If Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan can go through some heartfelt struggles and still end up happy, then so can we.""Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn't it? If you're comfortable while you're doing it, you're probably doing it wrong.""I promise you there is something worse out there than being sad, and that's being alone and being sad. Ain't no one in this room alone."