Tina Fey Quotes
"I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to you all day long and I assume you deserve it.""Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don't just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles""The show doesn't go on because it's ready; it goes on because it's eleven-thirty.""If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?""Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.""I am not one to call a woman an emotional motherfu**er, but when one told me 'back off,' I threatened to hit her with a piece of chair she was sitting on.""I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.""I really do hope that there are other women coming up who think they had a pretty good childhood.""You're not in competition with other women. You're in competition with everyone.""I want to go to there.""I was wearing a black lace bra and a two-inch heel this morning for cleaning my apartment, i.e., vacuuming and dusting and all the chores that might make me perspire slightly.""You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking 'this is impossible oh this is impossible' and then you just keep going and keep going and you sort of do the impossible""In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way""Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions. Do your thing, and don't care if they like it""You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute""I say if you're so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone""Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion""There are no mistakes, only opportunities""Some people say never let them see you cry. I say if you're so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone""Say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards"
