Chris Rock Quotes
"You can only offend me if you mean something to me""Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it’s about having a lot of options""There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments""I used to have horrible cars because I never had money""If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty""Life is not fair get used to it""You know you are rich when you don't have to check the price on anything""Always be yourself and try not to take anything personally""Comedy is the blues for people who can't sing""You don't pay taxes, they take taxes""I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot""Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time""You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon""I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier""I'll take someone with a passion for anything over someone with talent for everything any day"