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George Carlin Quotes
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that"
"The planet is fine. The people are screwed"
"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town"
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"
"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it"
"If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little"
"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept"
