Groucho Marx Quotes
"I intend to live forever, or die trying.""Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me?""I must confess, I was born at a very early age.""I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.""I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions — the curtain was up.""One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know.""I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.""I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception.""A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.""Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?""If you need more, just let me know!""I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.""I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.""Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.""She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.""The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.""Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.""I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.""Here are some additional famous quotes by Groucho Marx:""Room service send up a larger room"