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Jack Nicholson Quotes
"With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 70."
"A lot of people can't remember things because they weren't actually there to begin with. It's like housewives who say they can't remember their first orgasm. Of course they can't - they weren't there at the time."
"There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend."
"My motto is: more good times."
"I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman."
"The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead."
"I'm Irish. I think about death all the time."
"The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit."
"When I am cast in a good part, it is like a vacation. Nothing can take the place of work."
"If you need more, please let me know."
"We all want to be the best version of ourselves."
"The best part of a good movie is the moment it ends; you're left hungering for more."
"Most people who doubt they'll ever meet the right person are so hung up on looking for something specific."
"Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago."
"There is no cool way to say you were lame at one point."
"I don't want to be a lifelong leaner; I don't want to be part of a lost generation."
