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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking."
"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."
"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV."
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family."
"People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to."
"I am so busy doing nothing that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything."
