“Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.”

Jerry Seinfeld

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FEATURED QUOTES

“Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.”

Albert Einstein

“There is only one quality worse than hardness of heart and that is softness of head.”

Theodore Roosevelt

“You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. You know why? It's got a 10-second memory.”

Ted Lasso

“Vision, guts and enthusiasm. Three qualities I feel you always gotta have to have a shot at success.”

Dwayne Johnson

“I can choose either to be a victim of the world or an adventurer in search of treasure. It’s all a question of how I view my life.”

Paulo Coelho

“I know this world is cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding”

Lil Wayne