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Larry David Quotes

"A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.""A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied""Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy""A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone""Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man—there's your diamond in the rough""When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom""I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors—the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things; neighbors want your time"