Louis C.k. Quotes
"I'm not sure what the future holds, but I do know that I'm going to be positive and not wake up feeling desperate""People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn't! The shittiest cell phone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone""I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you're alive is amazing, so you don't get to say 'I'm bored""The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough""I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them""Everything is amazing right now and nobody is happy""Of course. Here are some additional famous quotes by Louis C.K. in English:""Life is not a comfortable process, and everybody redefines their present dynamic and their process of aging every day""I really think that you need an environment that's supportive to your health as a person""It’s a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them""Life's too short to be an asshole as an adult""The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life""Perfection is always a dull and overrated state compared to being imperfect.""The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.""I don't think women are better than men, but I do think that men are worse than women.""Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go, ‘Uh, I'm kind of an a——.""I have a lot of beliefs and I live by none of them.""We waste so many days waiting for the weekend. So many nights wanting morning. Our lust for future comfort is the biggest thief of life.""Here are more famous quotes by Louis C.K.:""When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't"