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Steven Wright Quotes
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it."
"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
"I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world."
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."
"What's another word for Thesaurus?"
