Exaggeration Quotes

"Exaggerate the essential, leave the obvious vague." "We all know what flopping is when we see it. The stuff that you see is where guys aren’t really getting hit at all and are just flailing around like a fish out of water." "I’m so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark." "If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty" "I swear, I'm the least funny person on the planet… mgaaaah!!" "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated" "Exaggeration is truth that has lost its temper" "People will insist on treating the mons veneris as though it were Mount Everest."