Handsome Quotes

"I'm young; I'm handsome; I'm fast. I can't possibly be beat." "I’m a bit of a gourmet chef. I don’t take myself too seriously. Everything I learned I learned from the movies. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. I still regret that I never really tried to be a professional soccer player. There’s always a lot of pressure to be funny, but with me, if I’m not funny, there’s no pressure, because I’m still terribly handsome."