Quirky Quotes

"I feel like we fell out of the lucky tree and hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool of cash and Sour Patch Kids." "I am not strange. I am just not normal." "A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths." "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." "Electric toothbrushes are good too, only I prefer them up my ass so I can listen to rock and roll while I ride my bicycle" "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage."