Skepticism Quotes

"Nobody should pin their hopes on a miracle." "The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth" "The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything" "Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing." "Never trust the words that you read; always trust the reality behind them" "Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts" "I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned" "Doubt is an uncomfortable condition, but certainty is a ridiculous one." "I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government." "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." "Religious doctrines are all illusions, they do not admit of proof, and no one can be compelled to consider them as true or to believe in them." "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." "I distrust those who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires" "She believed in nothing; only her skepticism kept her from being an atheist." "I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows." "To you, I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition" "Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you" "It is very nearly impossible to become an educated person in a country so distrustful of the independent mind" "In the end we shall have had enough of cynicism, skepticism and humbug, and we shall want to live more musically." "You mustn't always believe what I say. Questions tempt you to tell lies, particularly when there is no answer."