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Sarcasm Quotes

"If that's a joke, I love it. If not, can't wait to unpack that with you later."

"I feel like we fell out of the lucky tree and hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool of cash and Sour Patch Kids."

"I believe in Communism. Rom-communism, that is. If Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan can go through some heartfelt struggles and still end up happy, then so can we."

"There’s certain players that I’ve made cry. If I can make you cry by being sarcastic, then I really don’t want to play with you in the playoffs."

― Kobe Bryant

"There’s certain players that I’ve made cry. If I can make you cry by being sarcastic, then I really don’t want to play with you in the playoffs."

― Kobe Bryant

"I would only call someone an idiot if people were mistakenly under the impression that the person was smart."

"I do not know the American gentleman, god forgive me for putting two such words together."