Douglas Adams Quotes
"Life is wasted on the living.""It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.""I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.""You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, about to die from asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.""The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.""Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.""This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.""It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.""I think the idea of art kills creativity.""You live and learn. At any rate, you live.""The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.""I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.""The chances of finding out what's really going on in the universe are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied.""For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.""The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.""Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?""There is no point in using the word 'impossible' to describe something that has clearly happened""A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the universe and move bits of it about""Reality is frequently inaccurate""The quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they actually lead."