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Erma Bombeck Quotes

"The grass is always greener over the septic tank.""Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.""My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch on fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?""Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.""Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.""All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with white carpet is one of them."