Groucho Marx Quotes
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age.""I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.""I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions — the curtain was up.""One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know.""I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.""A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.""Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?""I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.""I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.""I intend to live forever, or die trying.""She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.""The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.""Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.""I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.""Room service send up a larger room""I've had a perfectly wonderful evening but this wasn't it""Those are my principles and if you don't like them well I have others""I never forget a face but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception""Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana""I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"
