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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.""I am so busy doing nothing that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.""People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.""There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.""It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.""Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.""Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.""A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking."