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Lewis Grizzard Quotes
"If love were oil, I'd be about a quart low"
"The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove would be better for you than water, is to put rum or bourbon in it"
"There is something wrong with a society that drives a car to work out in a gym"
"It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato"
"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house"
"Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes"
