“The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove would be better for you than water, is to put rum or bourbon in it”
— Lewis Grizzard
Simplified Meaning:
Coca-Cola is already great and some people think it's even better than water. The only way to make it better is to add rum or bourbon.
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