"单口喜剧和拳击非常相似。你是唯一站在那里的人，你正在进入一场战斗，而且你带着一个计划去参加。"

“I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to you all day long and I assume you deserve it.”

“When your army has crossed the border, you should burn your boats and bridges, in order to...”

“I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection”

“I can choose either to be a victim of the world or an adventurer in search of treasure. It...”

“If you have an enemy, then learn and know your enemy, don’t just be mad at him or her.”

“Don't grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form.”

“The one unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable”

“The minute you learn to love yourself, you won't want to be anyone else”

“The only limit to our realization of tomorrow is our doubts of today”

“Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war”

“If you see me in a fight with a bear, pray for the bear”

“The best thing I did was to choose the right heroes”