Absurdity Quotes

"I lost my hat while gazing at the moon, and then I lost my mind." "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable." "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity" "Nothing is so absurd that it has not been said by one philosopher or another."