Alcohol Quotes

"Either give me more wine or leave me alone." "I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I am in love and when I am not" "I drank to drown my sorrows, but the damned things learned how to swim" "A man's true character comes out when he's drunk." "Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol, morphine or idealism." "You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative" "I drink to make other people more interesting" "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools" "There are more old drunks than there are old doctors so I guess we’d better have another round" "I hate to advocate drugs alcohol violence or insanity to anyone but they’ve always worked for me" "One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." "Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life." "First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." "My peers, lately, have found companionship through means of intoxication— it makes them sociable I, however, cannot force myself to use drugs to cheat on my loneliness— it is all that I have— and when the drugs and alcohol dissipate, will be all that my peers have as well" "The party is never as fun, and the hangover is always much worse." "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" "I used to say drugs and alcohol were bad. Now, I think they’re necessary to cope with life in America" "It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy." "I feel sorry for people who don’t drink because when they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day"