Animal Behavior Quotes

"You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. You know why? It's got a 10-second memory." "Man is an animal that makes bargains no other animal does this no dog exchanges bones with another" "Even snakes are afraid of snakes." "Like all pure creatures, cats are practical" "Man is the only animal who causes pain to others with no further purpose" "The more I see of men, the better I like my dog" "You could never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him bananas after death in monkey heaven"