Dating Quotes

"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty" "There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend." "Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things" "I'm attracted to guys who are really confident and make conversation" "Most people who doubt they'll ever meet the right person are so hung up on looking for something specific." "A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone." "Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy" "When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain" "I would never go out with someone who was embarrassed of me." "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met"