George Carlin Quotes

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that" "By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth" "That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it" "We're so self-important. Everybody's going to save something now. "Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails." And the greatest arrogance of all: save the planet. Save the planet? We don't even know how to take care of ourselves yet. We're gonna save the fucking planet?" "When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat" "The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it" "It’s called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it"