Groucho Marx Quotes

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member" "I never forget a face but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception" "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." "I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book." "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know." "Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped."