Heartbreak Quotes

"The loneliest moment in life is when you are watching your whole world fall apart." "My dear, it was so much easier loving you as a pen." "For a woman to cheat on you, it’s not that she’s fallen in love with another man, she’s just definitely not in love with you" "I liked peanut butter. Peanut butter never got another woman pregnant. Peanut butter never made me cry. Nobody cared if you were photographed in a club with a jar of Jif" "Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play"