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Bill Watterson Quotes

"The best proof of extraterrestrial intelligence is that they haven't contacted us""There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is""From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way""The world isn't fair. That's why I invented Calvinball""If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything""A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day""I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations""It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another; it’s one damn thing over and over""You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood""It takes a long time to write anything that’s worth reading""Wondering if I’ve stalled my career at this point isn't a productive use of my time""I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction""Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy""The best presents don't come in boxes""To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible""We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we don’t take time to enjoy where we are""Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us""I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants""Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.""If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?"