Bill Watterson Quotes
"To make a business decision, you don't need much philosophy, just some numbers.""History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction.""Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?""You can lead people to truth, but you can't make them understand it.""I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.""In the short term, things are so unpredictable that it's unrealistic to plan further than a few days ahead.""So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it""Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!""The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present""There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want""If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently""Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless""It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept""I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor""People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children""The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us""Reality continues to ruin my life"
