"کمدی بلوزی برای افرادی است که نمی‌توانند آواز بخوانند"

“It ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward”

“Build your opponent a golden bridge to retreat across.”

“Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.”

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

“I can choose either to be a victim of the world or an adventurer in search of treasure. It...”

“You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant”

“A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself”

“Doors will slam in your face. You must pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and knock agai...”

“When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.”

“I never lose. I either win or learn.”

“The first step to achieving your goal, is to take a moment to respect your goal. Know what...”

“Success is not the absence of failure, but the willingness to persevere in spite of it.”