“In life, you can choose to cry about the bullshit that happens to you or you can choose to laugh about it. I choose laughter”

“The best way to predict the future is to invent it”

“Exaggerate the essential, leave the obvious vague.”

“No one can continually insult you or hurt your feelings without your permission.”

“The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to...”

“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”

“You can become blind by seeing each day as a similar one. Each day is a different one, eac...”

“The biggest risk is not taking any risk”

“Bravery without forethought, causes a man to fight blindly and desperately like a mad bull...”

“Plan for what it is difficult while it is easy, do what is great while it is small.”

“There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning ...”

“Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.”

“If you see me in a fight with a bear, pray for the bear”