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Mark Twain Quotes

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter""Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society""When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear""The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated""Gratitude is a fruit of great cultivation; you do not find it among gross people""Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain""Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person""Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary""Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand""Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else""Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it""Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured""The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog""A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way""Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.""The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.""The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.""I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.""Classic: a book which people praise and don't read.""Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well."
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