Chores Quotes

"It’s better to have loved and lost than do forty pounds of laundry a week." "Housework, if you do it right, will kill you." "My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch on fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?" "I was wearing a black lace bra and a two-inch heel this morning for cleaning my apartment, i.e., vacuuming and dusting and all the chores that might make me perspire slightly." "My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."