Clever Quotes

"I have fox-like cunning" "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." "I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." "He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." "I'd give my right arm to be... ambidextrous" "Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped." "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." "Thought is so cunning, so clever, that it distorts everything for its own convenience"