Comparison Quotes

"Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in" "There’s nothing like a good man to make you feel bad about yourself" "People are always going to make comparisons and they can do that but I'm still going to sing the way I want to sing." "Military justice is to justice what military music is to music." "Colloquial poetry is to the real art as the barber's wax dummy is to sculpture." "You may be talented, but you're not Kanye West." "For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons." "In life, there is always someone who stands out and someone who else's talent may be overshadowed." "Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy" "Cricket is basically baseball on valium" "Yonder are the Hessians. They were bought for seven pounds and tenpence a man. Are you worth more? Prove it" "People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves."