Dogs Quotes

"Dogs never bite me just humans" "If a man lets all of my dogs lick his face, then you know he can be trusted." "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." "The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants." "Gratitude is an illness suffered by dogs. " "I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone." "The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog" "I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone" "Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell" "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." "Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?" "You think those dogs will not be in heaven I tell you they will be there long before any of us" "I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts." "The more I see of men, the better I like my dog" "The bond between a genuine man and his dog is a bond of mutual respect and loyalty" "He that lieth down with dogs shall rise up with fleas"