Maintenance Quotes

"The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining." "Even if you think the grass is greener on the other side, you're going to have to mow that side too." "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." "I just want things to work properly." "In the landscape of extinction, precision is next to godliness." "The human body is like a condominium: The thing that keeps you from really enjoying it is the maintenance"