Modern Life Quotes

"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." "Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you" "This is the new norm" "I live in a crazy time." "Everything is amazing right now and nobody is happy" "People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn't! The shittiest cell phone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone" "Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window." "We are living in an environment where people think appearances are reality" "You know, when you really get down to it, our national sport is gossip" "We have confused the real and the extraordinary to the point where we no longer know which is which" "There is something wrong with a society that drives a car to work out in a gym" "There are quiet places also in the mind but we build bandstands and factories on them Deliberately to bar them out" "I think that everyone should get married at least once, so you can see what a silly, outdated institution it is." "After all, what is a pedestrian? He is a man who has two cars - one being driven by his wife, the other by one of his children" "The human race is getting simpler by the minute, there are fewer and fewer questions" "I'm so caught up in the news of who likes me and who hates you" "We consume, but we are not satisfied" "Sometimes the good old, slow way doesn't create the excitement that the fast ones do." "I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time." "I'm not a traditional programmer. I don't even know how to use a computer."