Shopping Quotes

"I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet." "I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose" "I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically." "Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase."