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Stand Up Quotes
"You've got enemies? Good. That means you actually stood up for something in your life."
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Eminem
"My comedy is different every time I do it. I just throw stuff at the wall and see what sticks."
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Adam Sandler
"The thing about comedy is that if you bring me to a festival, I’ll definitely kill, but if it’s just regular folks, then you’ve got something worth talking about"
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Eddie Murphy
"People always say 'You do racial comedy.' And I don't, exactly. I do cultural comedy. Because race and culture are two different things"
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russell peters
"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean"
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Mae West
"I think my comedy is a bit misunderstood by fellow comedians. "
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Will Ferrell
"You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something in your life."
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Eminem