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"I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland."
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Woody Allen
"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."
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Woody Allen
"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things."
―
Woody Allen
"And when there isn't anything around to make me laugh, I make something up."
―
Les Brown
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