"من همیشه از این که مردم حرف‌های من را جدی می‌گیرند شگفت‌زده می‌شوم. خودم هم حرف‌های خودم را جدی نمی‌گیرم."

“You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. You know why? It's got a 1...”

“If you have an enemy, then learn and know your enemy, don’t just be mad at him or her.”

“To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect.”

“The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today”

“Sometimes it takes years for a person to become an overnight success”

“An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory”

“The best way to avenge yourself is to not be like your enemy.”

“Those who can imagine anything can create the impossible”

“The minute you learn to love yourself, you won't want to be anyone else”

“Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs”

“Why do you stay in prison, when the door is so wide open?”

“You have to remember something: Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn.”